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Rob Brezsny

Your horoscope for the week: Casting a love spell, conjuring abracadabra, romantic mojo, nonsensical acts and raging success.; By Rob Brezsny Dec 27, 2000
Your horoscope for the week: Happy Holy Daze! A "Three Stooges" shower curtain, 10,000 trivial diversions, lush abundance, two rubber duckies and an electric flying pig.; By Rob Brezsny Dec 20, 2000
Your horoscope for the week: Fresh oracles, subtle demonisms, sparky verve, a dozen funhouse mirrors, turkey bowling, liberation from constricting conventions and luscious Chilean grapes.; By Rob Brezsny Dec 13, 2000
Your horoscope for the week: Untamed impulses, mysterious depths, slow and wild touching, sweet-talking manipulators and the Society for Indecency to Naked Animals.; By Rob Brezsny Dec 6, 2000
Your horoscope for the week: The Dumb Luck Collector, the god of lusty abandon, the crafty art of Swahili obscenities, a cross-dressing Ken doll and tigers with bad hygiene.; By Rob Brezsny Nov 29, 2000
Your horoscope for the week: Mud wrestling with angels, trend surfing with aliens, an environmentally friendly nuclear holocaust and a beautiful vampire.; By Rob Brezsny Nov 22, 2000
Your horoscope for the week: Awards and honors: Toxic Warrior of the Month, Most Useful Enemy, Best Wiseass Skeptic Who Keeps You Honest and Most Mysterious Catalyst.; By Rob Brezsny Nov 15, 2000
Your horoscope for the week: The Divine Wow, moist breakthroughs, a frenetic monkey mind and scarpomancy!; By Rob Brezsny Nov 9, 2000
Your horoscope for the week: Astrology hijacked by politics, with guest stars Eminem, George W. Bush, Al Gore, Ralph Nader, Britney Spears, Socrates and Laotzu.; By Rob Brezsny Nov 1, 2000
Your horoscope for the week: On Halloween, be a pregnant artist, a mole, a loved one who has died, Sigmund Freud, a shrieking paranoid or an Avon lady in the Amazon.; By Rob Brezsny Oct 25, 2000
Your horoscope for the week: Amazing acts of abracadabra, a drunken saint, sexy opportunities, meteors, floods, geysers, volcanoes and major mojo.; By Rob Brezsny Oct 18, 2000
Your horoscope for the week: Robust Nietzschean joy, sledgehammers and Krazy Glue and vying to be the most modern dinosaur on your block.; By Rob Brezsny Oct 11, 2000
Your horoscope for this week: Boat-rocking watchdogs, rabble-rousing gadflies, wild know-nothings and a veiled woman windsurfing under a sparkling sky.; By Rob Brezsny Oct 4, 2000
Your horoscope for this week: Glimmering, whooshing, speaking in tongues, writhing on the floor, laughing hysterically and a Zen whack in the pocketbook.; By Rob Brezsny Sep 27, 2000
Dear Goddess, You sly universal virus: A poetic depth psychologist works to jiggle your imagination with late-breaking news from the realm of the soul. Plus: Your horoscope for this week.; By Rob Brezsny Sep 20, 2000
Mock the Pain therapy: An exorcism during which you ululate, lurch, gnash, caterwaul, writhe and bellow: "'Stressed' is 'desserts' spelled backwards!"; By Rob Brezsny Sep 13, 2000
Campaigning for Fool Czar: The next president needs a Cabinet official to keep things lite. I know just the man for the job.; By Rob Brezsny Sep 6, 2000
World Kiss: You can only be in mad loving lust with ALL of the Goddess, not some of Her. Now start kissing.; By Rob Brezsny Aug 30, 2000
Ransom note: We are holding ourselves hostage until our 888 demands are met.; By Rob Brezsny Aug 23, 2000
Pronoiacs of the world unite!: Life is not a bitch, but evil is a bore and the world is conspiring to shower you with ...; By Rob Brezsny Aug 16, 2000
Mediapocalypse: Your horoscope for this week. "The universe is not made of molecules. It is made of stories."; By Rob Brezsny Aug 9, 2000
Astrology's mad bomber: In which the noted zodiac advice columnist traces his quest to be a perfect nobody along the odd and winding path that led him to the horoscope writing business.; By Rob Brezsny Aug 2, 2000
Messing with totems and taboos: Your horoscope for this week. Do the planets control our fates? Hell, no!; By Rob Breznsy Aug 2, 2000

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