An arse by any other name
Plus: Sex 'n' roll, Hell-Fire Dick, the dwarf war and other rattling mumpers.
(07/03/99)

Kahlœa, we get it: You want to suckle us with sweet love offerings
Want a drink? "Come to mama"; who you callin' a potato? Queensland's Hanson, better at dishing it out than taking it, bristles at spud slur. Plus: Art world breakthrough: Otter shakes a tailfeather, creates masterpiece.
(06/26/99)

Searchin' for something to search for
I wander, therefore I am; and has anyone else noticed all the fur floating around?
(06/19/99)

Hey, let's crocodile and let's rock awhile
Come all ye ignoble etymologists: It's contest time! Define "hum cap," win a T-shirt. Plus: Southern-fried music lit's finest hour: "Rythm Oil."
(06/12/99)

Ass-chompin' in the free world
We litigate therefore we are: Ellroy and Conde Nast may have to suck fur; drummed out of US, rock legend Ginger Baker will solo polo in South Africa; and (not again!) the Freemasons are cookin' up a world-domination scheme!
(06/05/99)

The yuck of the Irish
Parents of a girl killed in car crash sue a rent-a-car company, claiming Irishmen are "bound to get drunk."
(05/22/99)

The literary world gets squirrelly
Hefner's Viagra-enhanced salary; dirty secrets of Squirrel Nutkin.
(05/15/99)

The world's most miserable gazillionaire
Even a full-blown Portis gnasherfest couldn't get big gorgonzola Mike Eisner to say cheese.
(05/08/99)

This is my mind on PEZ
Plus: The adventures of the unholy trinity and Mother Bernadette.
(05/03/99)

No satisfaction
Keith Richards fails in the manly art of self-abuse; Merry Pranksters drive on left.
(04/24/99)

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